Spamtastic!

Tuesday, April 21, 2009


So I finally got around to cleaning out my spam folder on an unnamed provider, and lo and behold there was a veritable treasure trove of amazingly retarded spam waiting to be ready and replied to. Have a gander at some of this nonsense, it really is priceless!

Conquer her heart with your upsized manhood

The bigger the size of candy stick, the more delicious it is

Make your soldier ready for long and exhausting (for joyful) night battles

Upsize your dong, Upsize your life

When you think your bulge is trash make it great for little cash


I can't help but be a little disappointed when you take into account that 1% of all spam sent generates actual revenue. That means 1 in 100 people who have email are completely brain dead and probably should not be permitted to reproduce.

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